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Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Mother Russia
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My First Time...

Posted by Five-Iron Jun. 5, 2009 @ 12:57 AM EDT

I remember the first time I ever snuck into an "R" rated movie...

I was 20 and wanted to see "Pokemon the Movie 3!" so I bought my ticket and purchased some popcorn.

I accidently walked in through the wrong door.

I'm so newgrounds badass.

Enjoy this bendy girl with hoolahoop...

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Updated: 06/05/09 1:03 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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16 Comments

Jun. 5, 2009 | 1:09 AM MTCLP says:

Lol ^^

Jun. 5, 2009 | 1:20 AM LenardNotLenny says:

Well done

Jun. 5, 2009 | 4:05 AM DungeonKirby says:

Epic LOLs XD
Funny story

Jun. 5, 2009 | 4:44 AM RubberNinja says:

I once lost my movie ticket in the time space of buying it and walking to the ticket lady.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 5:35 AM YungJazz says:

are there chitlins in russia?

Jun. 6, 2009 | 1:16 AM Five-Iron responds:

I don't know. What is a "chitlin"?

Jun. 5, 2009 | 8:46 AM Radioactive24 says:

That was a great movie. I haven't seen the R-rated version yet though.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 10:04 AM poisened-noise says:

First time i saw an R rated movie (yes check my profile im 13) although it wasnt a porno:( it was alien v predator and basically i bought a ticket for something else that wasnt an r rated then jus walked into the wrong cinema romm after i gave her my ticket. see because iim not sure how it works in russia but in england there are 6 screens either side of the foaye and in front of the corridor that leads to the six screens on either side a woman takes your ticket and you walk to your cinema screen. so no one knows which screen you went in or came out of. execpt when you come out there are people waiting to clean up so i waited till everyone else was gona and when they came in i said i was looking for my dad who was in here but i cant find him. so they jus took me to wait by the front door of the cinema to look for my dad (who wasnt there) and when they were gone i ran for it.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 11:44 AM ManyPlague says:

The best things usually happen on accident, don't they?

Jun. 5, 2009 | 12:15 PM Zyphonee says:

My first time to the cinema, I couldn't get in because some douche kept breaking my ticket everytime I wanted to get in...

Jun. 6, 2009 | 1:18 AM Five-Iron responds:

Oh You!

Jun. 5, 2009 | 1:21 PM Kajenx says:

Camel toe?

Jun. 5, 2009 | 4:09 PM VenomKing666 says:

She sure is quite bendy.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 4:25 PM jirayah11 says:

I saw a R movie when I was young but it was Terminator 3.Not exactly like a porn lol.And wow she is stretchy lol.

Jun. 5, 2009 | 4:42 PM Keshicus says:

Not as bad as me when I stole the rare pokemon cards from that kid in the same movie theater.

Jun. 6, 2009 | 1:18 AM Five-Iron responds:

Now that! is badass!

Jun. 14, 2009 | 8:26 AM AronKong says:

I find it a little sad how hard you worked on ep 1 B of apocalypse please and you didnt even get a award or front page

Jun. 21, 2009 | 4:52 AM Five-Iron responds:

It's all about the journey.

Jul. 4, 2009 | 9:22 AM Akkere says:

I thought you deserved an award. That story of apocalypse please has to be one of the best opening for a series I have seen. I can't wait for the third, well like you said it's all about the journey. A looooong seemingly endless journey.

Jul. 4, 2009 | 9:22 AM Akkere says:

Oh and happy July 4th

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