Emily Youcis landed a spot on Attack of the Shows "Around the Net", number 2 I believe. Props to her. I was pleasently surprised because I have a boner for her work.

Check out the video that was shown....

Da Emily Show Ep. 1

You all know her! She's the creator of Alfred!!!! ALFRED!!!! AAALLLLLFFFFRRRREEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!

ALFRED's Play House!!!!!!!!!!!! o_O

On a lesser note, the Wal-Mart Siblings which I think is meh...

No link for Wal-Mart siblings :o

I lost my dog! Goes by the name of Tobie. I last saw him outside. He's friendly. Please bring to 1282 Smithland Road if found!

I miss him very much!

Here is a picture...

I remember the first time I ever snuck into an "R" rated movie...

I was 20 and wanted to see "Pokemon the Movie 3!" so I bought my ticket and purchased some popcorn.

I accidently walked in through the wrong door.

I'm so newgrounds badass.

Enjoy this bendy girl with hoolahoop...

It'll be out either today or tomorrow or the next day.

My computer came down with a nasty virus about a week ago. It didn't effect very many files however because I was able to catch it. My animation software is acting a bit funnier than usual (it used to tell great knock knock jokes). Every time I publish my files symbols become skewed, outlines, placed on canvas, and some audio sounds funny. You'll have to forgive me for not being able to fix it right now. I'm kinda stuck in a rut though and a way of getting out seems to be submitting a piece of work I've done.

Whatever.

So it's been about 2 months since I've animated anything of my own... I haven't even come up with an idea for an animation. So I'm kinda worried my talent has left me and I will no longer be able to animate. I have a whole other half of Apocalypse Please ready to submit, but I really don't want to right now. I'm just worried that I can't think of any creative ideas anymore.

What does everyone else do when they have hit a mental block?

A long, long time ago... I started working on an Apocalypse Please comic book. It started out as a joke amongst my friends on a very boring day where you ask the question "What would you do if a zombie outbreak occured?", but me being sinical towards the world, thought that I'd get fucked and still have to go to school that day. I sketched a page of a one line joke bashing God's choice of Brad over Chad. I just kept drawing more and more jokes to this subject and decided to make a cartoon and "Apocalypse Please" was born strangely, as an animation first.

I've been in production of it for about 2 years now and it's still not done :( I keep having to redue the comic cause it never has the right "feel" to it. Anyway... I've set a goal to have a solid copy by May... So look forward to seeing it take flight then.

-Jeers
Drew

Yep... I like Bill Murray. He's quiet possibly the greatest actor in the world. You should watch The Royal Tennenbaums, it's boss. Anyway, I don't have anything to show you guys... So just look at this vintage porn clip. It's more funny now than it was in the 50s, I'm sure.

The first one was beautiful, simply horror. The second one, perfect balance of slipping into insanity humor. The third, a classic comedy beyond it's time. It was the best trilogy ever to go through such an array of styles so perfectly.

Yep... It's not Evil Dead 4. But it's the closest round up you'll ever see. Of course I'm gonna see it. I just hope it will be decent.

And all this blood just came out...

Do you think that's a bad thing?

Anyway... I'm going through a bit of penis envy right now. I want a bigger penis. So I go around asking my friends why their penis's are so big. I usually fap this question out in places where you usually see a penis, such as the shower, restroom stalls, watching tennis players.

They told me to tie a weight onto it and just let it fall off the side of the bed. I'm going to do this tonight. I figure I can start with a five-pound weight and work my way up to a cinder block.

We all have dreams.

Yep... You knew it was coming...

Apocalypse Please

It's just an introduction of 3 of the 4 horsemen... but it'll do.

Watch out for the second half of the 1st coming.