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I am the Nightmare that Crushes your Dreams. I am the Greatest Creator this World's ever seen.

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Thanks for the Tablet :D

2008-12-02 20:19:04 by Five-Iron

Thank you for the tablet Newgrounds! You're all the best at wearing purple!

First... Sorry to the person I bumped off to post this message.

Second... A True story from a crazy dancer at party tabashi...

Once upon a time there were two trees growing next to each other in a forest. One tree was a very straight and tall tree. The other tree was a very crooked tree. Everyday, the straight tree would say to the Crooked Tree, "You're Crooked! You've always been crooked, and you'll continue to stay crooked. But look at me! Look at me!", said the straight tree. "I'm tall, straight, and strong". Then lumber jacks came to the forest and said "Cut down all the straight trees". And to this day, that crooked tree is in the forest growing even stranger.

Now!

You should check out this person who isn't a gadjo.

George-Kelly-Johnson
No I don't know him or ever conversed, but he is really good animator at expressing feeling of mundane life. Don't believe me? Look at animations...

No Valentine
Watching Halloween
A Final Date

I would like to see more emotion in animations. Yes, it is probably making me emo gadjo. But emotion is powerful.

To Express my love for the new tablet :D Here is an emo/goth giraffe...

Thanks for the Tablet :D


Recent Game Medals

NomNom 5 Points Find 48 muffins! Medal Stats.
Red Button 10 Points Derpy loves to press red buttons! Medal Stats.
Nom 10 Points Find 24 muffins! Medal Stats.
Spaghetti Worm 25 Points Eat 20 flying spaghetti. Medal Stats.
Maximum Destruction 50 Points Get over 100 combo. Medal Stats.
Sweet Revenge 25 Points Take out Santa! Medal Stats.
Elf Massacre 25 Points Eat 200 elves. Medal Stats.
Poor Animals 5 Points Eat 100 animals. Medal Stats.
Yeti Predator 5 Points Eat 10 yeti. Medal Stats.
Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick) Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 155 (From 45 different games.)