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Prepare for my Apocalypse...
If the Apocalypse was tomorrow, do you think they would cancel school?
Probably not...
And that's just your luck isn't it?
The whole world is facing judgement day and you still have to worry about that essay due.
Kids will be carrying guns...
No change there.
Babies will be having babies...
Still no change.
Big business will be trying to make a profit from my Apocalypse,
Airing commercials we've all seen before...
"A real survivor of the Apocalypse drinks Pepsi!"
"Feel safe against demons knowing you have life insurance..."
If you don't have the newest pair of running shoes, you won't be cool in school...
Or alive for very long...
And that damn essay will still be due.
